Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole-in-one!
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An “Impasta”!
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?
A: Because the “P” is silent.
Q: How does a snowman get around?
A: By riding an “icicle”!
