10 of The Worst Dad Jokes We Could Find

10 of The Worst Dad Jokes We Could Find


Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A:
Because they make up everything!

Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!

Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole-in-one!

Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet.

Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An “Impasta”!

Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They don’t have the guts.

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom?
A: Because the “P” is silent.

Q: How does a snowman get around?
A: By riding an “icicle”!

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